something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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