yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She made me pour olive oil on her.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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