we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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