don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
wow bdsm is so cute
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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