My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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