I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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