Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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