I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize