All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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