Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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