this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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