Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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