is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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