I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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