i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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