Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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