Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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