There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
