don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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