this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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