did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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