This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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