Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize