My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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