Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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