I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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