I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
