But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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