I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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