We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Randomize
