Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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