he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
My liver just had a heart attack.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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