the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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