i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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