I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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