when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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