oh god the rape fog is back!
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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