I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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