Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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