I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize