is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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