Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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