i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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