Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
