the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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