so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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