Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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