Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Randomize
