Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
home. puking in laundry basket.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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