You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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