At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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