Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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