So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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