So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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