I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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